Bradley fans blame Pac-mom's voodoo powers for loss
Thousands of Timothy Bradley's fans are calling last night's fight with Manny "Pacman" Pacquiao rigged after a short clip of Pacquiao's mom, Dionisia Pacquiao, is seen doing voodoo gestures against her son's opponent.
Pacquiao won via unanimous decision, with judges Michael Pernick and Craig Metcalfe scoring the fight the fight 116-112 for Pacquiao and Glen Throwbridge giving 118-110 in favor of the Filipino.
"Pacman's mom cheated," says a Bradley fan who refused to be named. "She used those Filipino spirits against my man Bradley here. Who knows what else she did. Dang Filipinos."
Dionisia Pacquiao is known to be a religious person by her Filipino constituents, and perhaps even delving into the mystic, witch voodoo magic of the Philippine islands.
"I tried man. Thank God for letting me come out to fight and Manny. You can't say nothing about Pacquiao. I lost to one of the best fighters in the world," said Bradley on the after-fight interview.
When asked if he felt any weird feeling during the fight, something that felt like a voodoo curse, he said "Yeah, man. I did feel something weird. Did something happen?"
The interview was cut off after Pacquiao's mom came to Bradley and hugged him.
"She's a nice woman," Bradley said. "Reminds me of my own mother, man. Bit on the weird side, though."
Meanwhile, Floyd Mayweather Jr. has given his comments on the fight via the internet. "If Manny Pacquiao wants to fight me, we're gonna have to do an extensive drug test. And his mom should be away from the arena with a 1,000-mile radius. That mom's dangerous."
"Pacman's mom cheated," says a Bradley fan who refused to be named. "She used those Filipino spirits against my man Bradley here. Who knows what else she did. Dang Filipinos."
Dionisia Pacquiao is known to be a religious person by her Filipino constituents, and perhaps even delving into the mystic, witch voodoo magic of the Philippine islands.
"I tried man. Thank God for letting me come out to fight and Manny. You can't say nothing about Pacquiao. I lost to one of the best fighters in the world," said Bradley on the after-fight interview.
When asked if he felt any weird feeling during the fight, something that felt like a voodoo curse, he said "Yeah, man. I did feel something weird. Did something happen?"
The interview was cut off after Pacquiao's mom came to Bradley and hugged him.
"She's a nice woman," Bradley said. "Reminds me of my own mother, man. Bit on the weird side, though."
Meanwhile, Floyd Mayweather Jr. has given his comments on the fight via the internet. "If Manny Pacquiao wants to fight me, we're gonna have to do an extensive drug test. And his mom should be away from the arena with a 1,000-mile radius. That mom's dangerous."
This news article is a satire.
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