WAG BAND YAS: Yasuo's Dreams of Being a Rockstar Crushed by Pinoys Who Can't Spell
IONIA, Runeterra — Yasuo's dream of being a vocalist in a rock band is blocked by Pinoy League of Legend gamers who frequently spam "WAG BAND YAS" in the champion select chat box.
In a fictional interview with Yasuo, the favorite type of cancer by Filipinos, he said that he wanted to be a vocalist of his own band to rival that of Runeterra's favorite band Pentakill.
"I really want to jam with Sona but apparently, these Filipinos don't want me to play in a band," said Yasuo.
Yasuo is known to be the go-to champion of Filipinos who only plays him because they can't play anyone else.
"After the 10-ban system implemented by Riot Games, I know I won't be able to play any game in Ranked anymore. So I just want to play in a band."
He was saddened that Filipinos in League of Legends cannot spell to save him. —The Filipino Garlic
In a fictional interview with Yasuo, the favorite type of cancer by Filipinos, he said that he wanted to be a vocalist of his own band to rival that of Runeterra's favorite band Pentakill.
"I really want to jam with Sona but apparently, these Filipinos don't want me to play in a band," said Yasuo.
Yasuo is known to be the go-to champion of Filipinos who only plays him because they can't play anyone else.
"After the 10-ban system implemented by Riot Games, I know I won't be able to play any game in Ranked anymore. So I just want to play in a band."
He was saddened that Filipinos in League of Legends cannot spell to save him. —The Filipino Garlic
This article is obviously a satire. Please ban Yasuo.
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