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Undisciplined League of Legends Peenoise Leave Trash at Rampage to Reflect Their Bronze Ranking

PASAY CITY, Philippines — Bronze Yasuo mains left their trash at food park without cleaning during the Rampage 2017 event held at World Trade Center, eliciting angry social media comments from DotA 2 players who want to feel superior over them.


According to certified Yasuo main and leader of the local LOL PH group in the piso net near you, J. J. Mon, they wanted to show the world how trash their rank really is.

"Bronze player kasi ako. Kaya okay lang mang-iwan ng basura. Basura din naman kami,"said Mr. Mon.

Mr. J. J. Mon is one of the thousands of people who attended the Rampage 2017 event held by Garena Philippines which was poorly received by attendees.

The long queue lines, the inadequate merchandise and freebies, as well as the stormy weather contributed to angry social media comments from attendees who wanted a full refund of their tickets.

Mr. Mon also added that the food was overpriced. "40 pesos para sa Coke Sakto? K*ng*na ng Garena," he said.



Meanwhile, DotA 2 players are now calling out League of Legends players because of this trash issue.

"DotA 2 > LOL,"said Arthas, who did nothing wrong. "Pagbigyan niyo na kami sa pag-call out sa mga LOL cancer na to. Minsan lang kasi lumamang yung DotA dito sa Pinas."

League of Legends, Riot Games, and Garena is yet to issue a statement on this matter.

Photo credits: Martin Luke Lastrilla Patiño

This satirical article is based on truth.

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