NYEAAM? Netizens Are Petitioning Xian Gaza To Join The Pangga "Companionship" App

BUCKET LIST, Cambodia — In sympathy for his heartbreak courtesy of Erich Gonzales, netizens are petitioning resident creepy billboard builder and bucket lister Xian Gaza to join the popular "companionship" app Pangga.

This was after the app became viral for its concept as Asia's first "on-demand" companionship service.

Netizens from across the country clamored for Xian Gaza to "nyeeeeeaaaaam" one more time by adding the companionship service to his bucket list.

According to the Pangga Facebook page, they are "currently looking for a guy/male who loves giving out compliments and attention to others."

• Active Companion - a fitness coach or someone that has an active lifestyle that could accompany clients to run, obstacles workout, fitness buddy and the like
• Boy-friend Actor Companion - act as a boy-friend to girl clients (portrayal only, no inappropriate contact)
• City Guide Companion - familiar with the restaurants and interesting places around Metro Manila that could accompany expats, foreigners, or others who are not familiar to the city

After Xian Gaza's publicity stunt to win the heart of Erich Gonzales, netizens think that he is qualified to be a Pangga.

"We think Xian Gaza has the qualities of being a Pangga companion. He has an active lifestyle of crossing off things in his bucket list. He is creepy enough to be a clingy boyfriend (portrayal only, no inappropriate contact). He is also familiar with a lot of places," said one of the commenters that The Filipino Garlic interviewed.

Meanwhile, the Pangga company is thinking of adding "Go" to their mobile app, similar to what Pokemon Go did.

This article is obviously a satire, 

but we still want Xian Gaza to 

join the app.