Royalè promises 10 MBps broadband connection to new and existing members

QUEZON CITY, Philippines — Popular networking company Royalè Business Club has promised a "faster and better internet connection" to its new and existing members.

In a company-wide circular given to all Royale employees, Employe Relations Executive Roy Alista said that they would be including broadband connection among the benefits of new and existing members of Royale. 

"We are pleased to announce that Royale Business Club will add a 10 megabytes per second broadband connection for its members which will take effect retroactively. Old members will also be able to avail of the new benefit. Now repeat after me. POWER!" said Mr. Alista in the said circular.

The reason according to the circular was the big boost from social media posts about the company. 

"We know that the backbone of Royale stands on the Facebook and Instagram posts featuring members fanning their earned cash in front of their faces, showing their one hundred peso checks, and leaning on their Ferraris. Power!"

The circular, however, contained a fine print that says "This broadband connection would be removed indefinitely unless the member reaches the quota of 10 fanned cash selfies, 5 Royale check images, and 5 car photos per week."

Thank you Royale for bringing us better than PLDT broadband connection.

This article is a satire. Be critical of "business opportunities", folks.